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2.5 For now I think my rating is 2.5 but not sure if I ll put under 2 or 3 for GRs rating b c I need to digest it a little and will rate later It s quirky weird at times cute at times and maybe it s too deep and I m too shallow to get it I really liked the cover and idea of it, that s why I picked it up and I really wanted to like it, and through out reading it I felt like I was chasing that high or like that I wanted First of all Aris main character narrator, short for Aristotle didn t c 2.5 For now I think my rating is 2.5 but not sure if I ll put under 2 or 3 for GRs rating b c I need to digest it a little and will rate later It s quirky weird at times cute at times and maybe it s too deep and I m too shallow to get it I really liked the cover and idea of it, that s why I picked it up and I really wanted to like it, and through out reading it I felt like I was chasing that high or like that I wanted First of all Aris main character narrator, short for Aristotle didn t come across like any 12.5 year olds I ve ever met even when she used emoticons, maybe she could have been 14 to 16 I did like some of it in small parts or short stories, but overall I just kept making comments, rolling my eyes or just didn t feel it Maybe if the author was very young and or was a first novel, possibly I could rate higher I don t see that it s labeled or tagged YA, but I think it would probably fit thatthan anything Like I said, I need to digest it a little and weight my like vs dislikes to come up with a final rating.Oh, I saw synopsis said in spirit of something Bernadette which I haven t read or know anything about so can t comment but also said Rosie Project now I did read Rosie Project and Rosie Effect and I really don t see any similarities for me, except I liked all their covers and that covers coloring with similar I loved both Rosie books and can t say that about this one I received a copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.Wow This book is such a cute, quirky story that I just couldn t put down I wanted to keep reading and reading just to see what would happen.This book is about Aristotle or Aris , a 12.5 year old girl who received a copy of Write a Novel in Thirty Days from her mother, Diane Aris starts off writing a novel, completing exercises from the book, and doing absolutely adorable things on the way She narrates the I received a copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.Wow This book is such a cute, quirky story that I just couldn t put down I wanted to keep reading and reading just to see what would happen.This book is about Aristotle or Aris , a 12.5 year old girl who received a copy of Write a Novel in Thirty Days from her mother, Diane Aris starts off writing a novel, completing exercises from the book, and doing absolutely adorable things on the way She narrates the book, and while it may seem somewhat juvenile at times because she s only twelve, it s actually a breath of fresh air, and I believe the author has done a fantastic job of portraying such a young girl as the narrator It was done beautifully From helping her mother, Diane, dress for dates, to taking care of her younger brother, Max, Aristotle discovers quite a bit about herself and her family in this novel, and it s a great story to read if you re interested in reading something new, light, and fun @Download Book Û Eine Therapie für Aristoteles: Roman ⚢ Wie schreibt man einen Roman inTagen Aristoteles Aris Thibodeau ist zw lfeinhalb Jahre alt Nein, sie ist kein Junge Und ja, sie ist zu H herem berufen Leider steckt sie seit dem Tod ihres Vaters in einer eher m ig interessanten Kleinstadt fest, wo sie sich um das desolate Liebesleben ihrer Mutter k mmern muss Nicht zu vergessen ihr Job als Koerzieherin ihres kleinen Bruders Max, f r dessen Therapie das gesamte Geld der Familie draufgeht Zum Gl ck hat Aris einen Plan Mithilfe des Ratgebers Schreiben Sie einen Roman inTagen , den ihre Mutter ihr als Therapieersatz in die Hand gedr ckt hat, will sie einen Bestseller schreiben Inhalt des Buches ihre charmant dysfunktionale Familie Wenn nur ihre Mutter endlich die Finger vom Onlinedating lassen w rde, dann k nnte sie erkennen, dass der perfekte Mann f r sie der Handwerker und Nanny Ersatz Penn Mac Guffin ist Und Aris h tte zumindest schon mal den romantischen Strang ihres Plots in der Tasche und einen Vater im echten Leben Als jedoch ein Unfall einen d steren Teil der Thibodeau Familienhistorie enth llt, muss Aris einsehen, dass manches im Leben genauso wie in der gro en Literatur nicht exakt so verl uft, wie es geplant war I am writing this novel to circumvent the bother and expense of therapy I am writing this novel to make money so Diane can retire, Max can go to camp, and I can chill This would be novelist is Aris short for Aristotle Thibodeau, 12.5 years old and as precocious as Flavia de Luce or your other favorite child narrator Diane is her single mother, and Max her downright weird younger brother Penn MacGuffin, their gruff nanny and PMI positive male influence, that is forms the final corner of I am writing this novel to circumvent the bother and expense of therapy I am writing this novel to make money so Diane can retire, Max can go to camp, and I can chill This would be novelist is Aris short for Aristotle Thibodeau, 12.5 years old and as precocious as Flavia de Luce or your other favorite child narrator Diane is her single mother, and Max her downright weird younger brother Penn MacGuffin, their gruff nanny and PMI positive male influence, that is forms the final corner of this wonky family quadrilateral Using Write a Novel in 30 Days , Aris is turning her family s life story into fiction In some ways they are very out of place here in Kanuga, Georgia a two Walmart, no Target town fuelled by fast food and tethered to heaven by a church on every corner Diane feeds the kids weird vegan food and tries to wriggle out of signing the statement of belief required by the Bible college where she teaches freshman English With herenlightened perspective, Diane sets out to save Charles Hutchins, her African American writing prot g , from an unfair prison sentence he got for speeding.This fight for justice provides a good narrative direction for a book that can otherwise seem a little aimless Only three stars because, although I enjoyed Aris s voice and her writing brainstorming sessions with Ms Chu, the librarian, the metafictional aspect doesn t work particularly well and there are a few things I think should have been explored some , including the death of Aris and Max s father, Joe, and Max s behavioral problems.The child s wry look at family dysfunction reminded me of Sue Townsend s The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13I would probably read something else from Sumner, so long as it wasn t quite as silly and YA geared as this Quirky Engaging Altogether imperfectly perfect How to Write a Novel was one of the best reads this summer Poor Aris is locked into a most unhealthy and codependent relationship with her mother and she s only 12.5 Sumner captures the tween voice in all of its absurdities, emerging maturity, and longing for the less confusing days of childhood. I wanted to like this book, and it s occasionally charming, but the white savior tone was really off putting. Original review at www.125pages.com I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.2 Stars As I read a book, I copy and paste phrases, sentences, and paragraphs into emails and send them to myself for reference while writing a review As the mother of two 20 and 10 this book made me crazy The main character is twelve and a half and that is stated numerous times Instead of writing a review I m going to let my emails review for me From Laura Sent Sunday, August 9, 2015 5 4 Original review at www.125pages.com I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.2 Stars As I read a book, I copy and paste phrases, sentences, and paragraphs into emails and send them to myself for reference while writing a review As the mother of two 20 and 10 this book made me crazy The main character is twelve and a half and that is stated numerous times Instead of writing a review I m going to let my emails review for me From Laura Sent Sunday, August 9, 2015 5 42 PM To Laura Subject How 2 Rule 27 Avoid flashbacks They are usually a sign that the writer is avoiding conflict Watch out, here comes a flashback Aris Thibodeau leaned back into her seat, lifted her water bottle, and looked deeply into its clear color She took a sip and thought about Billy and their secret, steamy clandestine meeting in the sacristy at St Michael s on that stormy night last July Billy wore the scarlet acolyte robe of the chalice bearer, which made his hazel eyes evenhazel With both hands, he fumbled at the top button of her robe His breath, smelling faintly of Eucharist wine, felt warm as he brushed his lips against hers After supper he took the cup of wine and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, and said, Drink this, all of you Here, let me help you, Aris whispered to Billy, because he was getting nowhere fast with the button At any moment, Father John might open the door and discover them She had the thing off in ten seconds This is my Blood of the new Covenant Aris and Billy laughed nervously as the crimson robe pooled around her feet When she unfastened the top two buttons of her blouse, he pulled her tight against him and pressed his mouth against hers With tender skill, finesse born of longing, he moved his braces away from her lips as he flicked his tongue over hers When his hand slid over her breast, she undid another button, allowing his fingers to slip inside her bra His finger rested on her bare nipple, which her bare nipple stiffened at his touch Whenever you drink it Tentatively, he stroked her hip with his free hand Yes he asked breathlessly She felt beautiful and powerful No, she said, but she didn t push him away Again, they kissed Again, his hand glided across her narrow hip Please he asked, in his sweet, gruff voice She paused, considering Christ has died Just for a minute, he said Aris touched his hair and looked deeply into his eyes, smiling He smiled back Were those footsteps coming down the hall Christ is risen They listened, but no one came into the vestibule I think I could love you, she whispered When he held her close, she felt his hard, hot body pulsing with desire You think he said He held her even tighter, pressing his muscles into her soft curves as she sighed with pleasure She felt just like Neferneferuaten Nefertiti, Lady of All Women, Mistress of Upper and Lower Egypt in 1345 B.C 10 He ran his finger over the outline of her hip bone Pretty please She shook her head, just as Queen Nefertiti would have done, because that is the secret to power THEY ARE 12 WTF JUST NO, NOT ENOUGH WORDS FOR NO Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphoneFrom Laura Sent Sunday, August 9, 2015 6 27 PM To Laura Subject How 2 I have a strong memory, which is both a blessing and a curse It s wonderful because I never have to study Everything that enters my brain stays there The downside is that I can t forget anything Memories flutter around my brain with the damned persistence of moths on a lamp She is 12 What 12 year old speaks like this Nice turn of phrase if the same narrator wasn t just using text speak and emoji.Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphoneFrom Laura Sent Sunday, August 9, 2015 6 48 PM To Laura Subject How 2 I see you re still writing your novel, said Grandma What s it about Well, I said, and then I froze up What was my novel about I had no idea I m illuminating reality as I transcend it, I said TWELVE I see someone s hormonal said by 12 year old boy to 12 year old girl, do twelve year old boys really know about that Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphoneFrom Laura Sent Sunday, August 9, 2015 6 56 PM To Laura Subject How 2Calls mom Diane or Merm WTF is a Merm and why does Mom put up with this Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphoneFrom Laura Sent Sunday, August 9, 2015 6 58PM To Laura Subject How 2 During science, I found three new pictures of his cousin Tiffany on his Facebook page At home later that afternoon, I discovered that Tiffany had followed him on Twitter and Instagram When my cellphone rang, I jumped, thinking, He s calling me That was ridiculous, of course my friends and I haven t talked on the phone since third grade Don t you have to be 13 to have social media accounts And why do 12 year olds have cell phones Does the author have kids Edited to add that yes she has two children according to her acknowledgements Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphoneFrom Laura Sent Sunday, August 9, 2015 6 58PM To Laura Subject How 2 Where the hell did that come from We were grading papers together a few days ago Was I or was I not the co parent in this family, an equal partner in the management of the Montgomery Thibodeau enterprise Um, not a co parent, a child so no, not equal.Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphoneFrom Laura Sent Sunday, August 9, 2015 6 58PM To Laura Subject How 2 Aris, are you okay I m fine What s the matter with me You seem a bit fragile It s probably just my hormones having a party, I said in my old reassuring voice, but it sounded false TWELVE, arrrggghh I give up.Sent from my Verizon Wireless 4G LTE smartphone For me, this book started out too cutesy but not cute and contrived The 12.5 year old first person protagonist is going to write a novel in 30 days with the help of an instructional book Initially she seemed too adult while her mother seemed too childish, but the child did start seemingher age And used footnotes to explain emoticons There is the clich of a missing parent There is the obligatory child abuse, although the book isn t mainly about that Fortunately, there is not a chi For me, this book started out too cutesy but not cute and contrived The 12.5 year old first person protagonist is going to write a novel in 30 days with the help of an instructional book Initially she seemed too adult while her mother seemed too childish, but the child did start seemingher age And used footnotes to explain emoticons There is the clich of a missing parent There is the obligatory child abuse, although the book isn t mainly about that Fortunately, there is not a child with a fatal disease that would have made this the trifecta of YA literature There is a somewhat interesting ghost doing ghostly things The pre teen angst wasn t even very angsty A kindergarten teacher says, I want to marry Max That would be okay except that Max is not her boyfriend, he is one of the kindergartners Rather unsettling Also unfortunately, there isn t a plot, at least not much of one.Good ol mom tries to sneak tofu corn dogs instead of meat corn dogs into hot dog buns Corn dogs, tofu or meat, don t go into hot dog buns that s the whole point of a corn dog.I did like the quote, Except for the ten foot statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest, founder and grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, who sits on a horse in front of the courthouse, you would never know that racism ever existed in Kanuga While mildly entertaining in spots, this is a book that feels like it tried too hard, and it shows.I was given an advance copy of this book for review, and the quote may have changed in the published edition 12.5 year old plucky, precocious, Aristotle Aris Thibodeau, her mother, Diane, and little brother Max, are fish out of water in Kanuga, Georgia They moved to Kanuga from Alaska to be near Diane s parents after Aris Max s father tragically died in a car accident Diane, an English professor at Kanuga Christian College, and Aris both love to read and write When Aris receives a copy of Write a Novel in Thirty Days as a gift, she decides she will get the family s life back on track by writi 12.5 year old plucky, precocious, Aristotle Aris Thibodeau, her mother, Diane, and little brother Max, are fish out of water in Kanuga, Georgia They moved to Kanuga from Alaska to be near Diane s parents after Aris Max s father tragically died in a car accident Diane, an English professor at Kanuga Christian College, and Aris both love to read and write When Aris receives a copy of Write a Novel in Thirty Days as a gift, she decides she will get the family s life back on track by writing a novel, making a million dollars, and creating a new happy ending her family.I love the original concept behind this book, and admit to being a complete sucker for young, smart, and resourceful protagonists Sumner does a wonderful job with her characters Diane as the overwhelmed single mother still grieving the loss of her husband Grandma and Grandpa, Diane s overbearing parents, harping about inconsequential matters, while failing to recognize where help is really needed Penn, the salt of the earth local Diane meets at an AA meeting, who rejects the small minded thinking prevalent in Kanuga and is always there to help Diane and the kids expecting nothing in return At its best, the writing alternates between heartwarming and hilarious Unfortunately, the storyline meanders at times, and in attempting to weave between the actual novel and Aris s novel became a bit jumbled.Overall a satisfying read 3.5 stars.Thank you to NetGalley and Penguin Random House for a galley of this book in exchange for an honest review After receiving the book Write a Novel in 30 days from her mother, 12.5 year old going on 35 Aris Aristotle Thibodeau decides she is going to write a novel that is going to make her rich enough to change her family s life Aris has been through quite a lot in her young life the death of her father, having to co parent her 8 year old brother, moving from Alaska to Kanuga, GA, and most recently, her first breakup Aris uses writing to cope with the changes in her life, as well as to understand After receiving the book Write a Novel in 30 days from her mother, 12.5 year old going on 35 Aris Aristotle Thibodeau decides she is going to write a novel that is going to make her rich enough to change her family s life Aris has been through quite a lot in her young life the death of her father, having to co parent her 8 year old brother, moving from Alaska to Kanuga, GA, and most recently, her first breakup Aris uses writing to cope with the changes in her life, as well as to understand her family s history Although Aris sounds very much like an adult, the events of the novel remind the reader that she is very much a child who is trying to understand the world around her.I received this book from Goodreads in exchange for an honest review