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@Read Epub ï Marital Bitch ò Some people never grow up, and there are some people you never grow out of no matter how hard you tryShe s irrational He s crass She wanted out of South Boston He never wanted to leave She keeps him at a distance He refuses to leave her side Together, Colleen Frasier and Bradley Patrick are ridiculous and juvenile Apart, they re just plain miserableWhile Detective Bradley Patrick was keeping the streets of South Boston safe, Colleen Frasier was busy litigating late into the evening and admiring the view from her high rise condo downtown Her life was perfect sort of She spent too much time drinking her high priced lattes and acquiring an impressive shoe collection and before she knew it she wasand time for all that other stuff she wanted, like a husband and children, was quickly passing her by And then there s that longtime rift that s kept her and her childhood best friend, Bradley Patrick, at odds for over a decadeAll of that changes on Colleen s th birthday when she receives a surprise marriage proposal from Brad One night One birthday wish Trouble is, he brings out the worst in Colleen She can t possibly marry him, can she She s never been very good at saying no to him, either What was supposed to end the next day with an annulment takes on a life of its own when video of the wedding ends up on the internet and their families are overjoyed by the news Fearing the shame of her Catholic family, Colleen has a proposal of her own pretend the marriage is for real and Brad is all too willing to play the doting husband FREE ontoday 6 7 2018 I was looking forward to this one but I didn t make it far..let s start with why, well let me show you Next to James is my childhood best friend, Brad Just a few inches shorter than James, Bradley Patrick is tall and muscular Built like a cop, my dad, Dan, says Brad is slouched in his seat and asleep with his jaw hanging open and drool slinking down his unshaven chin He is not at his best He looks like he hasn t showered in days, and his stubbly face indicates my guess is likely true I ad I was looking forward to this one but I didn t make it far..let s start with why, well let me show you Next to James is my childhood best friend, Brad Just a few inches shorter than James, Bradley Patrick is tall and muscular Built like a cop, my dad, Dan, says Brad is slouched in his seat and asleep with his jaw hanging open and drool slinking down his unshaven chin He is not at his best He looks like he hasn t showered in days, and his stubbly face indicates my guess is likely true I admire the way his slight gut is peeking out above the waistline of his jeans I want to poke his belly, though I know better he might fart or belch without waking That accent coupled with his striking red locks and baby blue eyes make Brad the poster boy for Southie I m sorry I m not big on red headed men, and that s me What time is it Brad stretches, arms still around my waist, and yawns, his breath blowing in my face I grimace He really needs a toothbrush or a breath mint Maybe a routine cleaning wouldn t be such a bad idea gross SummaryRUN don t walk to buy Marital Bitch by J.C Emery now It is currently FREE on , and it wasthan worth the cost even if I d paid full price In fact I may go buy it on Barnes Noble just because I think the author deserves the appreciation Colleen Fraser and Bradley Patrick are what Stephanie Plum and Joe Morelli wish they could be They re funnier,messed up, and hilariously outrageous.Fantasy WorldThis story is all about Boston and the neighborhood of Southie It s so SummaryRUN don t walk to buy Marital Bitch by J.C Emery now It is currently FREE on , and it wasthan worth the cost even if I d paid full price In fact I may go buy it on Barnes Noble just because I think the author deserves the appreciation Colleen Fraser and Bradley Patrick are what Stephanie Plum and Joe Morelli wish they could be They re funnier,messed up, and hilariously outrageous.Fantasy WorldThis story is all about Boston and the neighborhood of Southie It s so real it s like taking a vaction in the movie Good Will Hunting.Tingle FactorJ.C Emery makes the men real right down to the farts and belches yet sexy all the same You ll want to shove Colleen out of the way and cuff Brad to the bed so you can have your way with him.RomanceThis relationship haspotholes than a Boston highway after a long winter Both Brad and Colleen are overgrown children who can t admit their feelings let alone manage an adult relationship It is no foregone conclusion these two are going to achieve a happy ending In fact it s not always certain they even want one.DramaColleen has achieved her dream of escaping Southie and becoming a lawyer but has found it brings little happiness In fact she s almost jealous of Brad s easy acceptance of who he is Does she betray everything she s worked for if she becomes happily married Add in all the well meaning help from their families and it is a recipe for both hilarity and disaster HeroineColleen is very Irish in a tragically comic sort of way She rides the roller coaster of actions without considering consequences while clinging stubbornly to her pride When she finally starts to extract her head from her ass, she goes on the hormone trip from hell and everyone needs to buckle their seat belts.HeroBrad is a typical guy He s an Irish cop just like his father who loves his family, his neighborhood, and the Red Sox He s a smart guy though and he knows what makes Colleen tick That doesn t mean he doesn t do stupid things which result in disaster He s so adorable you ll even be able to overlook the farting I thought that whole premise to this novel was quite interesting and could have made for a very lively and entertaining romance novel Instead I felt that it fell short of my expectations Characters Coleen was mental Not in an I m so cute but don t mess way or a I m mental but funny so you love me way, but in an I m scary and unrelatable way I didn t want her to end up with Brad because for all her judging, he was the better person Emery kept emphasising that they were normal people apart b I thought that whole premise to this novel was quite interesting and could have made for a very lively and entertaining romance novel Instead I felt that it fell short of my expectations Characters Coleen was mental Not in an I m so cute but don t mess way or a I m mental but funny so you love me way, but in an I m scary and unrelatable way I didn t want her to end up with Brad because for all her judging, he was the better person Emery kept emphasising that they were normal people apart but angry and messed up together, yet Brad stayed the same throughout, it was Coleen who was bipolar In the end I found that her constant switching from hot to cold just interrupted the flow of the novel and it became a bit too fragmented.Brad s chapters were by far the best parts of the novel for me He was funny and charming and I fell in love with him as I should I loved that he snored and was manly and flawed Wahey rhyming review , and wasn t some super perfect billionaire like so many heroes now Despite Coleen constantly bitching about how he arranged himself in public or how he had a slight paunch or whatever else, I found myself siding with Bradthan Coleen throughout.Plot I loved the whole idea of two best friends who were so similar and so close that they constantly clashed, but were ultimately right for each other, was a great plotline The whole Heather storyline really bugged me, not only did I think it was a stupid reason for them to not be talking, I think it made me think even less of Coleen because she seemed to break boundaries in an attempt to isolate Brad.For a Kindle freebie it was a quick and light read, but I did find that I was getting annoyed with certain aspects rather than just enjoying it